Ever wondered what goes around in the mind of the person who evaluates ur project by just looking at it for a mere 2 min....
I just don't get it....we have lost few valuable days of life working day in day out on the project and then someone who is in no way connected to the project comes in and declares that what u have done is crap...
They neither give us enough time to explain what we have done nor are they ready to listen to what we have done...
Either there is something wrong with the evaluation system or I am unable to deliver and impress within the given 2 min....
What ever it is .... I just lost a grade in yet another subject...
Ufffff....
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
I Love ppl who smoke.....
I love these people...
Earlier i was ignorant of few facts and i actually hated them but recently i was enlightened just like lord Buddha( not under a tree though ).
Look at these Advantages of Smoking and Drinking :
1) Thanks to all the Smokers around me , we don't have a single Mosquito in our floor
2) You will not be bothered by anyone for a longer time( cos he can't stand ur breath)
3) Heard that Old Age sucks, you become some what dependent on ur family/children/grandchildren... But these people will never suffer from Old Age( cos they are not going to live that long) Lucky ppl.
4) Also heard that having Standards and Moral in life can sometimes get tough on you. But these ppl are damn lucky cos they neither have Standards nor Morals, forget abt character...
5)Ever wondered why Scientists have never come up with a good lie detector....Cos no one ever wanted them seriously....Cos they had a wonder potion which makes a person speak only the truth....
Unfortunately we call ppl who take this wonder potion as Alcoholics....
Input: A peg or two or more (depends on the person)
Output: T--R--U--T--H
6)Do u know what the greatest threat to this planet is?
OVERPOPULATION
Apart from Terrorists these are the only people on the face of earth who are seriously trying their best to reduce it. Won't Believe what i just said then look at this .....
An Australian Institute of Health and Welfare report has said that about 228,400 hospital episodes each year are the result of Australians smoking, drinking or taking illicit drugs. The report, The quantification of drug-caused mortality in Australia, 1998, shows that in 1997-98, 142,500 hospital episodes were smoking related, 71,400 were alcohol related and 14,500 were a result of taking illicit drugs.
International studies of millions of people by government, industry, universities, and private research institutions have determined that smoking can cause:
stained teeth, fingers, and hair;increased frequency of colds, particularly chest colds and bronchitis;asthma; neuralgia; gastrointestinal difficulties, constipation, diarrhea, and colitis; headaches; nausea;convulsions; leukoflakia (smoker's patch);insomnia; heart murmur;Buerger's disease (inflammation of blood vessel linings); shortness of breath; arthritis; smoker's hack;nervousness;wrinkles and premature aging; tension; gastric, duodenal, and peptic ulcers; lung cancer; cancer of the lip, tongue, pharynx, larynx, and bladder; emphysema; high blood pressure;heart disease;artherosclerosis & arteriosclerosis (thickening and loss of. elasticity of the blood vessels with lessened blood flow);inflammation of the sinus passages;tobacco angina (nicotine angina pectoris);pneumonia; influenza; pulmonary tuberculosis; tobacco amblyopia; impared hearing; decreased sexual activity;and mental depression.
Blood flow to the extremities is decreased (cold hands and feet). One puff lowers the temperature in the fingertips 1ºF to 3ºF in 3 minutes.
Now, with so many different problems how can one expect them to live long...I salute these Heroes who risk their own life to reduce thePopulation... Hats off...
Okay Now On a Serious Note .............
These people suck. They not only risk their life but also others..
"domestic exposure to secondhand smoke in the UK causes around 2,700 deaths in people aged 20-64 and a further 8,000 deaths a year among people aged 65 years or older. So, that's 10,700 deaths due to passive smoking each year in UK alone"
Some may argue saying that having a drink or a cigarette once in a while wouldn't do any known damage .But All habits start small and end up eventually being very difficult to break. It is easier to prevent bad habits than to overcome them.Good habits come from overcoming temptation."Habits form Character"
Drinking and Smoking are glamorized these days.If u ask people why they consume alcohol they give you a host of reasons, such as to celebrate,to relax, to have fun,to experiment,to forget problems,etc etc....But i don't give a shit to these reasons. The fact is that they are weak and cannot control their temptations. Some say--"why worry ,live life King Size" .I say-- BullShit.
"One reason that I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."-----Lady Astor
Earlier i was ignorant of few facts and i actually hated them but recently i was enlightened just like lord Buddha( not under a tree though ).
Look at these Advantages of Smoking and Drinking :
1) Thanks to all the Smokers around me , we don't have a single Mosquito in our floor
2) You will not be bothered by anyone for a longer time( cos he can't stand ur breath)
3) Heard that Old Age sucks, you become some what dependent on ur family/children/grandchildren... But these people will never suffer from Old Age( cos they are not going to live that long) Lucky ppl.
4) Also heard that having Standards and Moral in life can sometimes get tough on you. But these ppl are damn lucky cos they neither have Standards nor Morals, forget abt character...
5)Ever wondered why Scientists have never come up with a good lie detector....Cos no one ever wanted them seriously....Cos they had a wonder potion which makes a person speak only the truth....
Unfortunately we call ppl who take this wonder potion as Alcoholics....
Input: A peg or two or more (depends on the person)
Output: T--R--U--T--H
6)Do u know what the greatest threat to this planet is?
OVERPOPULATION
Apart from Terrorists these are the only people on the face of earth who are seriously trying their best to reduce it. Won't Believe what i just said then look at this .....
An Australian Institute of Health and Welfare report has said that about 228,400 hospital episodes each year are the result of Australians smoking, drinking or taking illicit drugs. The report, The quantification of drug-caused mortality in Australia, 1998, shows that in 1997-98, 142,500 hospital episodes were smoking related, 71,400 were alcohol related and 14,500 were a result of taking illicit drugs.
International studies of millions of people by government, industry, universities, and private research institutions have determined that smoking can cause:
stained teeth, fingers, and hair;increased frequency of colds, particularly chest colds and bronchitis;asthma; neuralgia; gastrointestinal difficulties, constipation, diarrhea, and colitis; headaches; nausea;convulsions; leukoflakia (smoker's patch);insomnia; heart murmur;Buerger's disease (inflammation of blood vessel linings); shortness of breath; arthritis; smoker's hack;nervousness;wrinkles and premature aging; tension; gastric, duodenal, and peptic ulcers; lung cancer; cancer of the lip, tongue, pharynx, larynx, and bladder; emphysema; high blood pressure;heart disease;artherosclerosis & arteriosclerosis (thickening and loss of. elasticity of the blood vessels with lessened blood flow);inflammation of the sinus passages;tobacco angina (nicotine angina pectoris);pneumonia; influenza; pulmonary tuberculosis; tobacco amblyopia; impared hearing; decreased sexual activity;and mental depression.
Blood flow to the extremities is decreased (cold hands and feet). One puff lowers the temperature in the fingertips 1ºF to 3ºF in 3 minutes.
Now, with so many different problems how can one expect them to live long...I salute these Heroes who risk their own life to reduce thePopulation... Hats off...
Okay Now On a Serious Note .............
These people suck. They not only risk their life but also others..
"domestic exposure to secondhand smoke in the UK causes around 2,700 deaths in people aged 20-64 and a further 8,000 deaths a year among people aged 65 years or older. So, that's 10,700 deaths due to passive smoking each year in UK alone"
Some may argue saying that having a drink or a cigarette once in a while wouldn't do any known damage .But All habits start small and end up eventually being very difficult to break. It is easier to prevent bad habits than to overcome them.Good habits come from overcoming temptation."Habits form Character"
Drinking and Smoking are glamorized these days.If u ask people why they consume alcohol they give you a host of reasons, such as to celebrate,to relax, to have fun,to experiment,to forget problems,etc etc....But i don't give a shit to these reasons. The fact is that they are weak and cannot control their temptations. Some say--"why worry ,live life King Size" .I say-- BullShit.
"One reason that I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."-----Lady Astor
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